(At a Broadway-related event.)
Random Woman: Are you in a show?
Random Woman: Really? You seem like you'd be an actress. Wait! Aren't you in Shrek?
Random Woman: You look like a character from Shrek!!!! (looks at my male friend with me.) SO DO YOU!
We laughed about that all day. She didn't say "an actress from Shrek"...oh, no...she said "a character."
I'm sure she meant I look just like the Shoemaker's Elf or the Gnome...right?!